Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Don't Try This At Home

I'm home from the hospital - trying to recover from surgery and catch up on homework. Though the surgery was successful, this procedure like all others involving a scalpel, was pretty painful. I have a high pain tolerance; but, there is a time and place for pain meds. While prescriptions numb six-inch incisions, they also make me loopy. So far,
  • I've washed and tumble-dried my VISA card twice.

  • I've backed the wheelchair I rented for my recuperation period into a bathroom wall and scraped some off some of the trendy new paint. While my home may be accessible, it does have walls.

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